'Tis the Season to Play Touch Footy'

Local carpenter tells his cousin that a ata doesn't mean shit. Local office worker rutchy carter wowd the crowd at surgo oval this week after burning an opponent with his scintillating speed. The reserve grate fly half, who claims to have played rip footy as a 16 year old, told us, using my simple genetic speed advantage isn't dog. It's part of the game. I'd rather be a shit blug than a loser.