The 10th Funniest Thing About Australia

Most of our koalas have chlamydia. I think that's what Spancer is about to say. Isn't it true that there's a plant that gives you chlamydia? What? That's not enough. It's going to buy a plant. We've had five Prime Minister's in 10 years. Eight is... That's not a knife. This is a knife. Reef used to be real colorful, now it's white. You know how the toilets go this way up here? Comedy down there goes the other way. There's every other phrase you can use in America, a cup of Joe. Give me some jimmies on my ice cream. Every Uncle