The Can of Coca-Cola Explodes

I am Dave, exclamation mark, Yogg Naught and I have the balls. So he tosses the can of cola or whatever it is at the wall in order to shake it up. Can screech and make loud banging noises. My house begins to fall apart. Giant beams of Coca-Cola shoot all over my room. One surges towards my sister and blows a hole in her head. All that was left was a small island, me and my computer and video camera. A single tear was running down my eye as I thought about the things I would never do again - people I would never see again. In conclusion, no, tapping the top of a soda can will