I've Got a Pogo Stick Injury.

Dillon: "We've all probably got falked up a decent bout. Wevrpat were either you gas rollers, blaters, te name point wy fock and fruit booters" The only reason why people wax everything is because they're like 'fock in the face' Dillon says he's had to have seven stitches on his butthole after being cut by fly boards while playing pogo. He also suffered an injury that left him unable to urinate for three days.