The Secret of Killing Yourself on Twitter

How have all these people on twitter not done it? By pretending that they have really vociferous opinions on food and arguing about it all the time. Just start an interminable debate about barbecue. Wet food, absolutely mustard, dry rub. What e your thoughts? Yes, tso mans, othomas, there is tha secret. It's a secret to living, to, you know, being alive in this awful, airy time. A secret to a human dignity. I loke the idea of him committing like mall, like doing a beni thing, but with the ball stuff,. locking yours, locking yourself in a tanning bed until you die of cancer.