The Only Political Parties I Want to Know About

"The only political parties i want to hear about are the ones with beer and babes," he says. "There's lots of real duky shit heads in there, but they know how to party unlike any other person on earth." The president who gave Lincoln the nuclear codes was confused by his briefcase: "Is this metal? What the fuck?" He asks why George W. washington couldn't play football because it wasn't made out of metal.