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Not Today, Satanbot

Judge John Hodgman

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How Many Times Should I Wear Jeans?

Blue jeans were built to be left in a mine. They're designed to be worn without washing. The only thing i would suggest is he might consider alternating between pairs of jeans, because letting your geans have more time off of your body will help reduce the amount of stank. I don't know if byron will be able to handle switching out the jeans from the different lunar cycles. Do you know what i mean? Because ye if he wears one pair of jeans in the fall for three days, then switches them out for a spring time, maybe all of a sudden ill be night outside. Suddenly he'll start snowing in the middle, in the middle of july. Do

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