Practicing Punches and Jokes about Domestic Violence

How cool is it that we basically have two presidents right now? It's like everyone wins. Also, can't freaking wait to be more united with all of my American brothers and sisters more than ever. And if anyone tries to get into our more-united-than-ever country we'll detain them, or let them chill. Whatever. These issues are totally up to us now. Right? 

Either way, it's good to be back to normal. Excited to return to forcibly extracting resources from foreign nations under the guise of national security. 

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