Dating Thick (w/ Jon Gabrus)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
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How to Lose Weight and Stay Healthy
I got fired from a job once and I asked why and they said, you're too jolly. Because the only person you describe is jolly Santa Claus. My saving grace to not be absolutely disgusting is that I'm six foot two. No one's ever like, those elves are jolly too. Unless they're a fucking dumpy ass elf. Elves aren't dumpy. You can't be like fat and cute. You can’t be like tall. That would be bad. Oh my god. Did you hear about Morgan Freeman? I did. Is that your Morgan Freeman impression? I was wondering how black to do it. But also who cares? Oh exactly.
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