The Importance of Being a Good Mate

I used to have a mate at university who it's a bit disgusting, but he takes some floorboards. He got up in the middle of the night and he pissed all over his stereo. The poor guy didn't know what he was doing,. I had to clean up vomit of mine once. In the bedroom where like I woke up in the mid-night and I was opening our wardrobe. And she pushed me away from the thing and I ended up vomiting all over the floor. She made up for it by slipping in her own vomit. This story that I've told on stage is going to be in my second show. You need context about her and who she is as a person