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Chapter 13: Return of the Mack

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The Ted's Keep Earth in the Dark Ages

Gloria: I was just chatted up at the bar by a very attractive alien. Mucklewaines, cover your ears. We're about to talk about alien banging. The Ted's have kept Earth in the Dark Ages because it's funnier. How do you know that was a man at the bar? Fucking hell. Maybe their race doesn't have men and women. Or maybe they don't have genders at all. Oh, teach me to have sex with an alien. Lays. Such a long way from Phoenix.

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