The Night-Fail Highway Department

Tunnels and bridges are completely clear this hour as they are most hours because they're either totally secret or off limits to public use. The sheriff's secret police has sent traffic cops down there to shout and scowal and point which has helped considerably Oh, it's actually made the traffic worse, but everyone in the traffic feels stronger More emotionally prepared to deal with adversity than they were before getting in their cars. This has been a public service announcement from the night-fail highway department Here now with a message from today's sponsor is Deb a sentient patch of haze Hi, Deb. We'd like to remind you to buckle up Then to hunker down Then to forget everything Then to remember