The First Earthling Visitor to Jupiter

Jupiter is the fastest spinning planet in the solar system. It has been visited by Mercurians and Venutians but never by an Earthling. This is our first ever trip to Jupiter. I hear it has a great salad bar. So, are you planning to invade Earth? Hahaha, goodness no. We wouldn't invade. You see, my daughter... Has a recital tonight and she would just be devastated if I wasn't there. Why don't you come back with me so I can show the Earthlings how kind and friendly you are?"