I Don't Want to Get Recognised Any Day

I don't want to get recognised any day. Not because of people, people are lovely. It's just that you will forever base your opinion of that person on that little 32nd interaction. Any brown bloke in this country with a beard and glasses is apparently my spitting image. The number of messages I get on my make did it but work is your absolute squint. And then I get sent a picture of the ugliest Asian bastard that I've seen in my life. My wife gets quite annoyed, she's quite shy. She'll go to me, er, wrong. But that last bloke that came up was a bit bloody rude. He shoved straight past me.