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The Taranidons Aren't Even Dinosaurs

City council voted to remove large lead plated door from radon canyon. Proponents of the measure called it an offensive eyesore and a haky siphi cliche. Secret police are now reporting that the offending beasts were not taranidons after all, but terodactyls. It's almost football season, and the night veil scorpions are gearing up for a defence of their high school division title. Coach nazar al mujahed told orders he's particularly excited for the progress junior quarterback michael sandero made during the off season. He is ready to take on desert bluffs, which is probably the worst team ever.

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