The Old Pork Pig

I'm going to hazard a guess. Well, it's nine meats. They're not going to allow lamb and sheep. No, we... mutton. Can you name nine animals that you can slice? One pound. I won processed meat man of the year, last year. An uplift came to the pub. What's it made of? For advocating processed meat. You go pork and chicken. Chicken cow. Pig. Lamb is a young sheep. Similar. Very similar, nation. Let's stop talking about meat unless you want to talk about processed meats. Or pocket meats.