The Practicality of a Bum Bag

Jordan has a bum bag round his shoulder and crocs around his waist. He says he's not given up on life like you have, so it's all right. But there is something annoying about having a mouse on the terrace. It was my own fault - I let Hyacinth bulbs die because they won't grow at this time of year. Now we're going to get some peppermint from the garden centre in order to scare them away.