Amicus Curieye - The Onion's Motto

David Bianculli: This is a classic Amicus brief that as you're saying, it's not trying to come in and replicate the party's arguments. Can I just read the whole thing, but we don't have time. But yes, David, read some of your favorites. The onions motto is central to this brief for two important reasons. First, it's Latin. And the onion knows that the federal judiciary is staffed entirely by total Latin dorks. To Stoltas S., you are dumb. These three Latin words have been the onions motto and guiding light since it was founded in 1988.