Clarence the Archduke of Epsom's Hand-Kisser

Amongst his personal friends, he was known as a bit of a cussin over. He kissed Belinda's hand at length and thanked her for that excellent presentation. Can I just say, somebody kissing you on the hand is one of the world's creepiest things. It's men of a certain age who think it's endearing and charming. And do they leave a residue? Oh, yeah. There's always, if you like, shone your hand in the light, you would see the leftover. The snail trail of saliva. Exactly. Blender curtseed, as it seemed to be the only thing to do. She's got a flightly, if anything.