Trump and the Illuminati - Is There a Difference?

I love that the actual history of the Illuminati is like, there was this guy. He wanted to be a nerd and the fucking Christians wouldn't let him. So he did some weird Christian looking science shit. And then God struck one of them down. And now there's pyramids on the dollar bill and reality TV stars of the president. Yeah. But I think that's why just like people being earnestly about what they're about feels like, yeah, much like head cannon as like a way to purge ourselves from this kind of nonsense.