The Fucking Wedding

A close friend of mine recently got married to a girl from the US. My buddy told me that they're having two weddings. This first one was just so his partner could stay in the country and the real wedding will be later in the year. I don't understand why people give a fuck whether or not they're invited to a wedding. If they don't want to invite you, who gives a shit? God bless them. They did you a solid. Anyway, who the heck wants to go to a wedding? Nobody. No women, women want to go to weddings, I don't know.