The Dangers of the World

When she was a kid, there was this story that went around at a different middle school than mine that somebody had been kidnapped. And so I have a long ponytail and a long braid. Yeah, that's why I shaved my head. Stop me from, I'm not going to get kidnapped now. Because of the kidnappers. It's like when you go to the pumpkin patch to get a pumpkin, they want to handle. Like, if you don't give them a braid to grab onto, you'll be safe. That's like, I'm screwed. You've made it this far for more than just that reason. But yes, it's very funny.