The most common improvised rectal foreign body as medicine politely demiurs seem to be containers that once held alcohol. One text message from another radiologist said, quote, beer bottles are child's play. I was treated to photographs that looked like a gauzy human body was being haunted by the ghosts of a beer bottle. If you would like to experiment with pleasures involving forbidden orifices to hit up Amazon Prime, free shipping, get yourself something rubber.
Hey, kiddo, it's what's INSIDE that matters -- like your guts and bones and squishy brain and intestines and stuff. Meet Dr. Varshana Gurusamy: diagnostic radiology resident, Texan and amazing person with great stories. You'll learn the difference between an MRI and an ultrasound, between a CT scan and a CAT scan and why you should not put big things in orifices that you might not be able to retrieve them unaided. You'll want to hug a radiologist ... as soon as they take their lead gonad shield off.
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