The Fear of Breaking the Deal

There is something sexual about being like, I'm breaking the deal right now. My son gave up jacking off. We never talked about it at all. Even when you would see on sitcoms that people were getting the birds and the bees speech, fuck me. Now, you have to prepare your kid for internet porn. You have to be like, look, you can't fully get into it. That would crush you. If you were 12 and that's what you got your hands on, you're going to be matrix back.