The Bow Tie and the Multiple Clocks Guy

There are so many different types of chains. You've got a double Albert, but you've got two long chains. There are the ribbon fobs that you could wear in either the waist level pocket or you could, for example, run the T through your boutonniere and wear the watch in your jacket pocket. Now you can be the bow tie and the multiple clocks guy. Right. Well, I have to admit there have been times when I've been wearing stuff and wanted to demonstrate the different methods of wearing a bow tie. But then I keep running across these watch chains and if all you knew of wearing it in your pocket, you'd realize that's far too short.