How to Properly Use a Public Toilet

The first time i ever went to um to france and used a public toilet they vary some of them are like space age self-cleaning automated whatever. Some literally just have floor pads for your feet and then uh here on the ground and you shit right into that hole. You can still get the s-bend in the pipe work underneath the ground so it's usable but not as good as other squatty toilets. There was no toilet roll, soap or hot water at al smithy's house because he didn't use it. The only person who's ever peed under the stairs is tomits baits maybe it's haunted? It wasn't their main toilet and i