How to Copulate for a Strong Baby

I think there's a way to like chop and screw and get the kind of baby that you want to get while you are chopping and screwing, if you know what I mean. You got to have, you got to do it whilst on a treadmill and eating a plate full of angel hair pasta, no sauce. That's quite the balancing act. Man, pregnancy is the weirdest. Once you're pregnant, it's probably too late to be Italian, isn't it? This was my fear. It's white. But we'll fix it in post.