Fake Football or Carlos Kaiser?

He was sleeping with five, six women a night as an auto gaucho. Some of the women were paying him to sleep with them. So he's getting his wick wet off my name. I don't care. And he said it's, it's,. it's funny. Who cares? Exactly. No one's ever used my name to get laid. But if they do, I've got the same rules. And not, okay, good. Anyway, so fake football or Carlos Kaiser, he's like, okay, this is my new thing. Be a nato. He decides, but I can't obviously be a nato because the nato is now my friend