The Strange Introduction

Dear Chris and Rosie, I am a children's poet and also new to running Wow What a strange introduction Someone came up to you and said that in person. Apparently he was quite taken with me to the extent that he told his teacher about me the following day at school. Unfortunately when trying to tell her he'd met an author called con. He didn't quite get it right here We go right. It's all fallen into place. Yeah after hearing episode 222 and the colonoscopy ache I thought I would write and tell you why my nickname in the family is is double wipes. Right. In brackets, obviously the fact I'm able to walk isn't enough of a fucking