How to Stop a Poisoner's Punching

Photus, the husband of janifer, is a troubled man. He punched a parking lot attendant at his parents apartment building on one occasion. His wife finds a receipt for a nine millimeter lock pistol in their home. She confronts photus about it and he explodes in a rage. Photus later claims he had the gun for protection. But if you're going to punch the guy that brought you your car, right? You got issues.