How to Masturbate Without Touching Yourself

I think they're pleasuring each other. I love James's practical brain. Just masturbate yourself and get on with it. Then you can sort out your own timetable. A friend of a friend actually claims that he can masturbate and ejaculate without even touching himself. That is genuinely repulsive. What if your mind wanders when you're on the bus? Oh shit, I've just done it again. Creamed your trousers. No weirder than what they're doing. It feels like something Blinda should be able to do. Well, Helga's got like a hand of parsnips instead of fingers. So I'm not sure she's the right candidate.