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S3E14 - 'Belinda's Spiral Staircase'

My Dad Wrote A Porno

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The Shiny Knob

My penis keeps being sick. Can you imagine it being peaky? Oh, god. Gangrene dick. Spotty. He took his very healthy penis in his hand and started masturbating it. I don't like how he uses that verb. It's just so... There's something actually really naive and sweet about shiny knob. So revealing more of his shiny knob with each movement. Full skin up, full skin down. Repeat to fade. And it's just revealing more and more. Of the shiny knob. You can see your face in it. Four times a day. Yeah. His foreskin went up and his foreskin went down. Revealing more and more of his Shiny Knob

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