How to Celebrate Masses in the District of Columbia

I live not in the district of Columbia That would be disgusting, but I live near the district ofColumbia. In like a rose on a dung hill one will find the national shrine of the Immaculate Conception. Lots of beautiful little chapels in the basement you often see priests and pilgrim grooves from all over the country celebrating masses there. Some particularly reverent clerical classmates of mine when he was at grad school Played what they called shrine mass bingo where they would try to see who could be the first to celebrate on every single Side altar in the shrine.