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Ep 171: Chloe Petts

Off Menu with Ed Gamble and James Acaster

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The Relationships on the Rocks

My girlfriend made me a tiramisu cake for my last birthday. She doesn't eat loads of meat, but she will eat like well-sourced. It's not the meat that she objects to - it's like... The relationships on the rocks anyway,. Yeah, it's my best outfit. And it's like you're tipping over the edge. I've been to toilets so long we go for a lifetime. Marriage devours. We're getting married right now, so I can devourse you. Your families would have to come and stand in the toilet while you're going. If you could come.

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