Isn't It Time for a New Year's Resolution?

Iresson all e best with i gertrude has gone to university this year. Proud of her. Alice is doing her fifth christmas fin e, very proud of her. Hehopes to find another vehicle soon. Yete, always really pedestrian. Belinda's just sending her own about herself, ov family onit. Tiikt and fine. Ad dear, dary, shagged a few people this year. That's what it'll be, won't it? Naughty and nice? So you see, she had stolen a couple of ink cartridges from steels pots and pans to print off her festive news letter. And that's what she's scared about...