How to Use the Flight Attendant Call Button

When is it a good time to use the flight attendant call button? If you find the person next to you, has slid their hand down your pants at the back, you should absolutely ding that thing. The right answer is never. You should never press it. What if you just get over the window? It's a bit of fresh air. No, the idea is that that is supposed to be used just for emergencies. Just for emergencies.