The Church of Brawn, Bringer of Light

In his book, i ask how christians might react if they saw another religion honoring a different god in this same way. And i just made up my own god, and i called him brawn, bringer of light. Brawn was not crucified, so there's not a cross for brawn over the church baptismal. There aren't paintings in the lobby of the church of brawn. We've got guillotine jewelry. You know, brawnism jewelry would become an entire industry. The headless brawn would be displayed in our church lobbies and in our children's churches. His blood was spilled for us, the undeserving sinner, and we honor