Don't Burn Your Testacles!

Testaceran levels and sparm counts have only been declining in more recent decades, ok? Do we really think that like underwear, or pants, or shorts, or literally any covering of our genitals, were only invented in the last hundred years, even? No, no. I think they had pants longer ago than that. Is what they're doing dangerous because they're not putting sun screen on their balls? Oh, well, yet. If you're getting please don't burn your testacles.