The Importance of Knowing Who's the Chef of United's Assistant Manager Is

Who gives a shit about three teams that you're going to be relegated? Why do I need to know? What's his, his name? DJ Storms. Who is their manager? No one knows. Cottarol or Smith or something like that. Doesn't matter. Don't waste time figuring out who Chef of United's right back is. It will absolutely improve your life to zero degree. Your life is not improved by knowing who Chef of Manchester United's assistant manager is. And if you do know, you're a sad prick. Keep listening, though. Compaging.