How to Tell the Truth From Fiction

Tod bailey of rockland, maine was feeling blue because his skin had taken on the color of a cloudless sky. A trip to his doctor revealed that, like a flamingo, bailey's diet had altered his pigmentation. One of the local youth did tell him that his tartan plaid complexion, quote, kilt it. That is, he looked like the pattern on a kilt. By josh condleman and cristella alonzo.