There is a script for this sketch on my website. I've taken the script from the internet and sort of wrote in also the different, they've tried to express the pronunciation of the characters. So you might see that the spelling is not exactly the same as normal spelling. Instead of he's passed on, it's ease passed on, just the letter E. Anyway, he said he's not pining. He's passed on. This parrot is no more. It has ceased to be. It's expired and gone to meet its maker. If you hadn't nailed it to the perch, you would be pushing up the daisies. It's blooded down the curtain