The Story About My Twin Brother and My Father's Mispronunciation

I gis, this is the story about me and my twin brother. When we were babies, my barri confused all time. So one day my mother bother one, because i's very complicated to both both at the same time. After that, my father bothered another twin. However, he confused, and he bogt the same twin inside of dirty twin. Consequently, when they have to leave the house with the twins, they realize thet one of them a mall vat. Wheretoo, my parents arrive late for their meeting. This is my history.