The Dupont Delegenes Letter

The family's two pet labradors were heard howling and crying throughout the night a week prior, but hadn't made a sound since. The black fox wagen gulf convertible belonging to anus dupont de legenes had been parked on a nearby street for several days. A printed sign was pinned to the letter box that read, please return all mail to sender. When you read this letter, we will no longer be in france and won't be able to return for an as yet undetermined period of time.