The President's Business Card: John Coughlin

The president had passed the spot alone returning from a horseback ride. The man appeared to be harmless, but he was arraigned before justice of the peace Franklin on a charge of carrying concealed weapons. He said he had been an inmate of an insane asylum at Walpole, Massachusetts for several years and that he lived in a small town between Boston and Philadelphia. It's always this leisure activity like horseback riding and playing tennis. Why are presidents never president? You know, that's a bit frustrating too.