The Moncair Cut

I had no hair. It doesn't come back when you turn off the camera, I know. And so I asked my wife. I was like, will you please go on a date with me? She's like, what? Wait, your girlfriend at the time who became your wife or you were married when he made these decisions? We were married. Is it like Martin Luther had that, right? Yeah. That's the Moncair cut. Why do they do that? I have no idea. Maybe it was some kind of vague illusion to the New Testament prohibition on men praying with their heads covered. But after we made that, I still didn't have hair on top of my