Will You Be My Bridesmaid?

I think the same went in my cupboard for like five years. Never been tempted to drink it. Not even once. I got an old bottle of vinegar, right? I could put that shit on,. You know what I mean? No problem. Why wouldn't you just etch it into like a tombstone if you wanted it to forever? Here's a tombstone. Will you be my bridesmaid? Thank you. That's all etched on this. This is not a threat. I love you so much. And also unless they're into like glass blowing, they didn't make the bottle. Like the label is what matters.