Nightvale - The Greatest Moment in Night Vale History

The parade consists of half a dozen yellow helicopters, all of which have been commandeered by tamika's band of well read middle schoolers who left town months ago to train for this moment. They apparently learned to fly the helicopters by reading books. Not since our town elders first donned soft meat crowns and wrote our town charter in their own blood on the side of a confused coyote has this town had the chance to witness the birth of a truly new age. Never underestimate the power of good literature.