I Don't Know What to Do, but I'll Do It!

As you put on the Santa suit, Merle, a glowing enchantment surrounds you. And as it fades, you realize that the suit has been tailored to fit you perfectly. You also notice that your beard is sort of a gray, scraggly beard with probably some twigs and leaves and other- And like shit. It's actually now this huge, bushy white beard that has appeared on your face. We've been going for about 20- 24 minutes now. In case anybody was stuck in traffic, let me catch you up. Oh God, I love these live shows.