Is That What Makes It Magical?

"I just had to talk to you. I've always been looking for some one who would listen." "There's a dwarf with a whiffle ball bat, and you saw a tree who just talked to you and asked you to fight," says the bear-turned-dwarf. 'Say he g just go full bare on this mother fucker like that' Says it will be an attack but doesn't want to give too much away.