Dessert Is Not the Same as American Milkshakes

American dessert is insane. It's just the proportion size is way too weight. I feel like other countries definitely have as big of a sweet tooth as we do. When you drink coffee in the morning on an empty stomach, you really shake your brains out. Caffeine will fuck you up. The entire office is literally taking turns going to the bathroom during that hour and then it's not good. Just from recently being around all these people drinking so much coffee was pretty ridiculous. You know what I'm saying? That's what it croissants for. Because they're just like just soak it all up. Try to save a little bit.